Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden’s Daughter

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump has applied for a job as Joe Biden’s daughter.

Trump’s job application, which was leaked to the press on Saturday, included her promise to make Biden’s Presidency “even more successful” than her father’s.

“As awesome as Ivanka Trump has been, I believe Ivanka Biden will be even more awesome,” she wrote.

Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”

Finally, she ended her application with an attempt to boost her chances of being hired as Biden’s daughter: “You don’t have to take Jared.”

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